From The Sixth to Last Human Chat Ever Recorded, by Debbie Urbanski.
You’re SS’d right?
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How’d you get on this list then?
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There’s no one else on it even, there used to be millions.
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Are you sad it’s all going to be over soon?
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I think I will be a little sad. Like drinking my last can of protie yesterday was sad. Partly because no one is going to know. Just like no one knew I had finished my last protie until I told you now. I have so many stupid secrets like that.
Or maybe it will be a relief.
Remember how beautiful they said the world is going to become once we vanish?
