From The Sixth to Last Human Chat Ever Recorded, by Debbie Urbanski.

You’re SS’d right?

How’d you get on this list then?

There’s no one else on it even, there used to be millions.

Are you sad it’s all going to be over soon?

I think I will be a little sad. Like drinking my last can of protie yesterday was sad. Partly because no one is going to know. Just like no one knew I had finished my last protie until I told you now. I have so many stupid secrets like that.

Or maybe it will be a relief.

Remember how beautiful they said the world is going to become once we vanish?