TWO HUNDRED AND FOUR

Product Review: The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege from L.L. Bean, by Joyce Miller. “The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege is great for carrying questionable things like weed, Ponzi schemes, and sex crimes. I have lived in dense urban areas my whole life, and the cops never once search my Invisible Backpack. Then again, that’s probablyContinue reading “TWO HUNDRED AND FOUR”

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR

From The First Black Friday by William Bradford, by River Clegg. Now as it happened, in the din and the tumulte, a good and freely-thinking Aborigine did stand in his breechclouts and inquire with great clarity the reasone for such monster savings, as well as why they should expire with the sun’s setting, which seemed ratherContinue reading “ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR”

ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT

From Rebekah Frumkin’s Socrates and Glaucon on the Home Shopping Network. SOCRATES: So cleanliness is the complete obliteration of dirt, bacteria and unsightly stains. Am I right? GLAUCON: Yes, Socrates. SOCRATES: So to effectively clean, one must also sterilize, as a sterile surface is one that is also not dirty? GLAUCON: Yes, Socrates. SOCRATES: But anContinue reading “ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT”